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Moving to Chicago

Sep 14, 2018
Article #392
Author: Pete Muffoletto

Moving to Chicago

Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy

took the seat beside him. 


The guy was an emotional wreck, pale,

hands shaking, moaning in fear. 


"What's the matter?"

Bob asked. 


"I've been transferred to Chicago,

it’s a dangerous place!”


They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs,

corrupt politicians,  poor public schools and the

highest crime rate

in the nation."  


Bob replied,

"I've lived in Chicago all my life.

It's not as bad as the media says.


Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business,

enroll your kids in a nice private school. 


It’s as safe a place as anywhere in the world.


“The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said,

“Oh, thank you. I’ve been worried to death.

But if you live there and say it’s OK,

I’ll take your word for it.”


“What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a tail gunner on a

Budweiser truck.”



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